In the middle of April 2014, a major entertainment metadata supplier hosted an online seminar, in which they discussed their business and the status of the industry overall.
During this forum, a product representative from the aforementioned company made a bold proclamation, which was later trumpeted online: “We re-write descriptions from a neutral perspective.”
Certainly an important aspect of television metadata is a program’s summary; a non-biased synopsis allows a viewer to discover what a show or movie is about without being unfairly influenced by a subjective writer or source, which can be all the more disorienting if one is unaware of the exact identity of the person who is editorializing. Is it wise to trust a nameless, faceless, anonymous individual to provide personal commentary on a movie or show? Furthermore, is it a decent business practice to share this partial data with consumers who aren’t necessarily looking for cinema reviews?
Thus, the “neutral perspective” announcement was more than a bit eyebrow-raising, as several examples from this particular data supplier that have been uncovered could hardly be labeled “neutral.” In fact, many seem to be downright insulting and highly critical of the screenplays and films, which seemingly vacates the territory of a “description” and transforms into an uncalled-for analysis.
Here is just a small sampling of the “neutral” descriptions offered by this metadata provider. You’ll be surprised.
The Phantom of the Opera
Unfulfilling
adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s hit musical about a disfigured composer
(Gerard Butler) and his unrequited love for an opera singer (Emmy Rossum). Impressive visuals, lackluster
performances.
Well, this is a rude description for one of my favourite musicals. For shame TV Guide! pic.twitter.com/SUarVKmYE8
— BiancaTeixeira (@TheBiancaT) September 3, 2014
The Healer
When she discovers that her son has terminal cancer, a Canadian mother (Miranda Otto) seeks help from a faith healer in Poland. Weak screenplay, strong performances.
It annoys me when the channel guide editorializes. Start a movie review blog on your own time, synopsis-writer guy. pic.twitter.com/jR8e93QPes
— The D.C. Universe (@dcuniverse) February 6, 2014
Excuse my Dust
Red Skelton as a man trying to invent the automobile. Good final chase.
The Comcast/Xfinity guide is opinionated about Red Skelton movies, apparently. #TCMParty pic.twitter.com/BzWPN94RYL
— Shane (@sbliss89) March 19, 2014
A Guy Thing
A groom-to-be (Jason Lee) can't remember if he was
unfaithful at his bachelor party. A romantic comedy that's neither romantic nor funny.
Lol at the description of this movie on TV Guide app pic.twitter.com/K9fP5gvepi
— jason (@jasonofthesea) June 23, 2014
When did the xfinity guide get so critical? #itstinks pic.twitter.com/ZQWA56ma85
— Joe Boyd (@thejoeboyd) February 23, 2014
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
After moving, a teen (Lindsay Lohan) tries to regain her
popularity. Innocuous Disney fluff.
Wow @CharterCom guess you don't think this movie has much value, huh? My wife just showed me your guide info for it pic.twitter.com/6WTCWCzLdW
— Scott Dickens (@SDAce18) September 7, 2014
Pulse (2006)
Hogwash about
spirits in computers who find a way to cross back into the world of the living.
I think it's pretty great that the Comcast guide uses the word "hogwash" to describe the movie Pulse.
— Mike Frighetto (@Mjfrig) September 13, 2014
The Wedding Date
Lazy, patchwork
romantic comedy about a single New Yorker (Debra Messing) who hires a
polished male escort (Dermot Mulroney) for her sister's nuptials in England.
How does one get work as a TV program description writer? 'Cause I'd consider moonlighting. #hiddensnarkiness pic.twitter.com/vUcNwVt1XW
— Diane Campbell (@dicampbell25) June 23, 2013
Swordfish
A mysterious superagent (John Travolta) enlists
a cyberhacker (Hugh Jackman) to help him steal billions in government funds. A disappointing thriller that forsakes
substance for style.
Wow, harsh words from the tv guide app! @TVGuide #swordfish pic.twitter.com/mDphBYB7g3
— Joseph Rollins (@Rollinsjm) April 28, 2013
Mission: Impossible II
IMF agent Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) takes on a renegade spy
who's stolen a deadly high-tech virus. John Woo directed this convoluted sequel with spectacular action.
TNT showing Mission Impossible II. Describe it on the Comcast guide as a "convoluted sequel", but with spectacular action. Very enticing.
— Scott Jones (@scottkentjones) June 15, 2014
As revealed, there is a clear trend of summaries here that
are anything but “neutral,” making their statement seemingly a laughable
falsehood. Should viewers be exposed to this sort of prejudice on their on-screen
guides and apps? If your answer to that question is ‘no,’ you might want to give
serious consideration to the supplier of your television, film and
entertainment data.
Trust FYI Television, an entertainment and TV listings metadata provider that conclusively and definitively offers program synopses that are truly objective, and not filled with worthless opinions that only blemish the EPG and agitate viewers.
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Trust FYI Television, an entertainment and TV listings metadata provider that conclusively and definitively offers program synopses that are truly objective, and not filled with worthless opinions that only blemish the EPG and agitate viewers.
Click below to learn more.
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